Monday, June 20, 2011

espnscrum.com: Manu Tuilagi and Thomas Waldrom included in England squad

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ESPNscrum Staff
June 19, 2011
Leicester duo Manu Tuilagi and Thomas Waldrom have been included in England's 45-man Rugby World Cup training squad.
Samoan-born Tuilagi, currently serving a ban for punching fellow squad member Chris Ashton earlier this season, and Kiwi Waldrom are two of five uncapped players included in the squad alongside Saracens lock Mouritz Botha, Gloucester wing Charile Sharples and Wasps scrum-half Joe Simpson.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi - Prince Harry

Everybody keeps saying that Pippa should be with Prince Harry, but honestly, Harry over Manu?
Left Photo: Scott Clifford
Right Photo: huffingtonpost.com
Okay, Prince Harry is a prince and member of the Royal Family, with all the wealth and fame that comes with it, but when you remove all of that upper-class entitlement and celebrity status that helps build up Harry's appeal to women, Prince Harry is at a disadvantage to Manu Tuilagi. 

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi 7

Manu is great with kids, which is a good thing because Samoan men tend to have very powerful sperm cells that can bypass or penetrate most condoms & birth control products. Thank goodness Pippa is almost 30; her biological clock is ticking, so Manu's sperm cells should prove very useful.
Footnote: The little girl in the photo below is not his; Manu is not a father....yet. 

Manu Tuilagi's Photos - Profile Pictures

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi 6

Both know how to party!

Left Photo: http://justlife4me.com
Right Photo: Amy Tyler (Facebook 2010) 

Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi - The Butt

Both Pippa and Manu have nice butts. 

Both Pictures: Getty Images
Manu Tuilagi's butt is very large and wide due to his massive body built, whereas Pippa's tush is more lean and curvy, rivaling Kim Kardashian and Beyonce Knowles. 

Monday, June 13, 2011

Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi 5

Manu Tuilagi just looks good around white women. Pippa Middleton is missing out on what these smart women realized; if you find a Samoan guy, stick with him for as long as you possibly can, even if you can only be just friends with him. White girls who are friends with muscular Samoan men can still go out to parties with them, talk with them about (at least almost) anything, and if fortunate enough, set up blind dates for them. 


Manu Tuilagi's Photos - Profile Pictures

Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi 4

If Pippa and Manu were an item, it would be the biggest celebrity/sports relationship news since Kelly Brook dated Danny Cipriani. Remember how much coverage Kelly & Danny got from the tabloids and gossip sites? Their relationship didn't last long, but I still recall all those beach photos of them holding hands and kissing like teenagers.
 December 30, 2008 - Photo by Bauer Griffin

Now replace these two ex's and recall Pippa Middleton's recent bikini photos. Pippa is physically fit and clearly takes care of her body, like Kelly Brook does. Her physic would make many men work out if they want to take her out on a date.
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Now put Pippa Middleton next to Manu Tuilagi - a huge, muscular Samoan boy with a massive built, large arms & legs, and hairless, far less hair than Danny Cipriani. Now looks are not enough to make a relationship, but for photographers and media reporters who make a living off of beautiful celebrity women dating male sport stars, physical attractiveness helps. 
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Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi 3

Pippa Middleton is a white women, and some white girls like their sugar brown...
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Insert Picture: mypippa.blogspot.com 

Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi 2


Both Pippa and Manu look great with the Land Rover


 Above Picture: Getty Images

Above picture from webparkz.blogspot.com

Why Pippa Middleton Should Date Manu Tuilagi

According to recent reports, Pippa Middleton has broken up with her boyfriend, Alex Loudon, after being spotted with ex George Percy. If this true, then perhaps Pippa needs to consider a radical change in her approach in men.

Personally, I think she should date Manu Tuilagi.

Why? There will be multiple posts pertaining to this (admittedly) unlikely matchup. So here's the first reason:

Pippa would be wearing the pants in the relationship. Pippa is popular worldwide on her right, mainly thanks to the dress she wore to her sister Kate's Royal Wedding to Prince William. She can have any man she wants and unfortunately she keeps dating odd-looking white men who most likely will not allow her to have any dominance in the relationship. Manu on the other hand, being about 7 years younger than Pippa, while probably immature, would be much more grateful to be in the relationship and therefore would allow Pippa to be in charge.

Left Picture: philippamiddleton.org
Right Picture: Getty Images